Librarians conversation:
L1: I am addicted to glue.
L2: O'Reilly?
L1: Yep. Glue from book covers.
L2: I use old and dirty needles...
L1: No way?
L2: It's the most convenient way to stitch up old decaying books.
L1: You old book junkie.
L2: Fcuk you I love new books also...